Science Minister Gary Goodyear announced today that Canada has officially given up on science to pursue polluting the air.
“The problem with science is it’s always trying to change the world for the better. It raises the bar too high, sets the nation upfor disappointment. Whereas Canada has pollution down to a science,” he said with a wink and a nudge. “We need to stick with what we know—like hockey!”
Minister Goodyear, who is a chiropractor and a creationist, feels that supplying the world with Isotopes for medical research and funding a vaccine for HIV time wasters. “Why try and solve the world’s problems when there are already scientists working on it? I’m sure somebody has it covered.”
When questioned, Minister Goodyear admitted he plans to keep using his blackberry, laptop, television and take his medications as described
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