Thursday, May 6, 2010

John Baird hosts T-Dance at PMO’s office



Outed Minister of Transportation, John Baird, will be hosting a weekend T-Dance for other closeted politicians at the Prime Minister’s office.

Baird has been fielding tough questions from the opposition while Prime Minister Stephen Harper continues his “Let’s do nothing and see how it works out” tour of Europe. The Minister has flared his nostrils at the opposition’s accusations of a Conservative culture of intimidation and their opposition to the proposed repeal of the national gun registry.

“Being angry and clouding the issues is hard,” says Baird. “It’s time for a little fun. And you know what they say about when the cat is away….”

The Minister is still waiting for Peter McKay to RSVP.

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