Monday, May 31, 2010
Stockwell Day: Bringing home the Birken
Former Canadian Alliance Leader and Minister of International Trade, Stockwell Day has sent shockwaves throughout the Conservative Party and Parliament Hill by admitting he uses a Murse. Day, who has said on record that he would go out of his way to outlaw gay rights, outed himself when he pulled his new iPad from the aforementioned purse for men in the House of Commons.
Sources on the Hill say the Minister outed himself unintentionally as he was checking his appearance the screen of his iPad like a mirror. There are unconfirmed reports of compact falling out of his murse as well.
No word on whether or not Industry Minister Tony Clemente will cut all funding to Mr. Day however Apple C.E.O. has requested he keep his iPad on the down low as to tarnish the device so soon after its launch in Canada.
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