After declaring the recession over in British Columbia, Finance Minister Colin Hansen has proclaimed there is a cure for AIDS, Global Warming has stabilized and Georgian luger, Nodar Kumaritashvili’s death at the 2010 Olympics was just a dream.
Hansen, who deceived British Columbians during the 2009 Provincial election about the true size of the Provincial budget deficit, has proclaimed the recession over in BC despite cutting funding for services that sent hundreds of people to the unemployment lines. So emboldened was the Minister with his declaration, Hansen went on to declare the end of AIDS, Global Warming and a soap opera ending to Nodar Kumaritashvili’s tragic death.
“I was going to go so far as to say the oil spill in Gulf of Mexico has stopped but I thought that might be pushing it,” said the Minister.
Unfortunately, people running out of employment cheques that are contemplating a career at Tim Horton’s did not get Mr. Hansen’s memo.
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