(Beverly Hills) Judge Marsha Revel sent former actress Lindsay Lohan for inappropriate use of Collagen. Sources close to the judge say while she felt it was her duty to put an end to the tabloid train wreck that is LiLo for flagrantly thumbing her nose to the law, it was really the Collagen that persuaded her to throw the maximum jail time at her.
“The first time I saw her in court I was sure if she was Lindsay Lohan or Meg Ryan,” Judge Revel told a friend after the court hearing. “Collagen is like diamonds; it should be reserved for women fifty and over.”
The judge hopes LiLo’s jail time will help her recover from her addictions and prays her lips will resemble that of a woman in her twenties again.
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