Ottawa’s biggest dating loser, Minister of National Defence, Peter McKay, sat in the cockpit of a CF-18, looked through the firing scope and said, “Pitchew, pitchew…take that Belinda.”
McKay, who has never served in the military and knows nothing about hand to hand combat, was defending the government’s decision to spend $9-billion for fighter jets without a single competing bid.
Mr. McKay told the audience. “Competing bids are not what’s important here. What’s important is that I look good in this suit in the cockpit of this plane.”
Asked if the Conservatives would use the new fighters for crowd control at an event similar to the G20, the minister refrained from comment
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