Hot on the heels of its fake Muskoka lake for journalists that can’t attend the G8 summit in Huntsville, ON, a puppet government is now in the works.
Says a spokesperson for the Prime Minister’s Office, “After firing Helena Guergis for disorderly conduct at an airport and giving her husband, Rahim Jaffer, a slap on the wrist for cocaine possession as well as exposing how the government really works, the PMO has decided it would be easier to fill the seats in the house with paper cabinet ministers.”
The spokesperson went on to say that officials will still be elected, but that their carbon forms will not be seen by the public until the next election or they die. The PMO hopes the cardboard cut-outs will stream the legislative process and prevent any further embarrassment. “In other words, Parliament will operate as normal, but instead of dictating votes, the Prime Minister will just do it for them by pulling a single string.”
As a concession to the Liberals, the Conservatives will supply the official opposition with paper balls since they do not appear to possess any.
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