In advance of the G20 summit Prime Minister Harper has been rumoured to be bragging to his colleagues about his new water cannon.
“It’s awesome,” the PM reportedly told another world leader. “I’m so going to use it on the opposition or anyone that tries to contradict anything I say.”
When contacted, the Prime Minister’s Office admitted there was some confusion on the PM’s part. The water cannon in question is in fact a crowd control device; Harper thought it was Nerf Super Soaker—a toy he always wanted but was denied as a child because it is “fun”.
A red faced Prime Minister called his colleagues and alerted them the water fight was off, however he did ask security if they would use the water cannon on his BBQ grill before the Canada Day long weekend.
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